Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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