So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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