Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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