question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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