O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
i dont even know how to be here
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
Randomize
