Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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