The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
