We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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