He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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