He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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