his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
My ATM looks so different sober.
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
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