friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
I did not marry a roomba.
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