Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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