the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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