The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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