Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
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