your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
He is an equal opportunity slut.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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