in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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