I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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