But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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