quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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