oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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