hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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