But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
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