I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
a search helicopter?!
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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