im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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