Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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