I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
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