she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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