she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
You took a bar mat shot.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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