Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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