You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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