thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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