I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Randomize
