Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
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