dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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