I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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