This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Floor bacon is actually really good
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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