I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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