I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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