I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I wish I could teleport
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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