Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
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