we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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