covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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