Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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