I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
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