If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
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