We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
Randomize
