I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
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