one two three fourrrrnication!
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
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