we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Randomize