absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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