so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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